As God Is My Witness…
2006 December 20
…I’ll never eat Doritos again! No, nor any of my folk! If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God is my witness, I’ll never eat Doritos again!
And I mean that.
One of the moms brought the offensive snack chip in for the kids’ party, and I’ve never gotten so sick of that nacho cheese smell before. Of course, this other mom was scooping them out of the bag…with her hand.
Hello? Cold season? Germs galore? That alone was enough to make me gag.
One kid kept asking for more; I think I gave him three heapin’ helpings!
But….I survived, stomach contents intact.
this other mom was scooping them out of the bag…with her hand.
That is so disgusting it gives me the germ willies!
I’m very much a traditionalist when it comes to junk food – regular potato chips (non-flavored and fried in lard if possible) and pretzels for me. That’s it.
I only recently started eating Pringle’s again because the can is easy to eat out of while driving and the clone chips satisfy the obsessive-compulsive in me.