Open Letter to Cereal Box People

Dear People Who Design Cereal Boxes,

Hello, assholes, you’ve done it again! Once again I bought a box of cereal with a “special offer” on the back, and once again Daughter thought the Barbie FM radio was actually in the box.

I would like YOU to explain to a four-year-old girl the difference between something being in the box and having to save “tokens” to get it for free.

Dude, six tokens? Really? I really have to buy five more boxes of whatever the hell and pay out my a$$ for it…when I could get the store brand a hell of a lot cheaper? And no, I will not send two tokens and pay $4.99. That’s just crazy talk.

Man, it’s too forkin’ early in the morning – and I haven’t even had coffee yet – to be dealing with this crap.

Sincerely,

Pissed Off Mother